I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't turn the clock back to 1904, what's the point of being a Conservative?

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.

If a reasoned creator set the stars in their place then we must be capable of understanding them - we must also be creatures of reason, of order!

A person achieves enlightenment only through a purposeful engagement with life and by resolutely searching for truth and shedding artifices.

There can never be suffering in the home of a person who is working for world's salvation.

We are so busy with our everyday lives that we often forget how to live.

A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.

My favorite herb - lamb's bread. Kali. I like Hawaiian. But for some reason, you communicate better with Jamaican herb. The best Jamaican herb, it have more energy, more everything to it.

Love the Lord and in him love me too. And in him, go your own way and I'll be right here with you.

No two languages are ever sufficiently similar to be considered as representing the same social reality.

The prettiest people do the ugliest things.

I don't want to be involved in endless media gossip.