I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Two thongs don't make a right.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

There are always choices. But sometimes there are no good ones.

I'd buy myself a cabin on the beach, I'd put some glue in my navel, and I'd stick a flag in there. Then I'd wait to see which way the wind was blowing.

You only need to lose track of who you are, or who you thought you were supposed to be, so that you end up lying flat on the dirt floor basement of your heart. Do this, Jesus says, and you will live.

It was so good to be held. If only their relationship could be distilled into simple, wordless gestures of comfort. Why had humans ever learned to talk?

You have to learn to read between the lies.

If I read too much or know too much it's not because I want to talk about it, it's only because it's interesting for me.

Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.

Nothing real stands between you and your happiness, only illusion and confusion.

Consider all the past as nothing, and say, like David: Now I begin to love my God.

What distinguishes a great artist from a weak one is first their sensibility and tenderness; second, their imagination, and third, their industry.