I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors, and dramatic actors - they're the cool seniors.

That's the thing about friendship, it's a lot rarer than love, because there is nothing in it for any body.

I think of myself as a doom person. I'm a worrier. But I like the idea of being an optimist. Maybe I'm the kind of optimist who deep down knows it's not going to work.

True love is your souls recognition of its counterpoint in another.

It's not enough just to be real; you have to try to make it interesting or entertaining.

There's something people find hilarious about dogs surfing and dancing and talking in the movies. I think it's nice for people - I think it's wish fulfillment - to see animals talking.

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also.

I definitely would like to do some more dramatic roles.

Maybe that's why there's an insecurity sometimes in acting, because it's not like there's a correlation between hard work and how people receive you.

The rise or fall of Shanghai means the birth or death of the whole nation.

A safe, affordable and plentiful supply of food is a national security issue.

I made the things particularly because I wanted them to see the world.

Life hurls us like a stone, and we sail through the air saying, "look at me move.

Evil springs up, and flowers, and bears no seed, And feeds the green earth with its swift decay, Leaving it richer for the growth of truth.

Oh, how much holier the world would be if more people invoked their right to remain silent.

This thing in society that you have to be a stick will always be in my mind, but that's just something I have to deal with.

I refuse to sit on my laurels.

Yes I had to dress up in drag but what fun. And now I feel like a real lady.

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.