I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

The older the friendship, the stronger the trust.

Telling yourself you like the way you look is easy. Believing it is an entirely different kettle of whales.

Positive, truthful and helping people always get rewards. Oneness, love, compassion and enlightenment can be attained by following the spiritual laws of the universe." -Hina Hashmi

There is no original truth, only original error.

Of every ten persons who talk about you, nine will say something bad, and the tenth will say something good in a bad way.

Men are creatures with eight hands.

I didn't see any furry little James Bonds.

Beauty breeds beauty, truth triggers truth. The cure for writer's block is therefore to read.

With women, the more unhappy they are, the more undressed they are.