I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

A soldier never goes to war without his weapon.

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.

Lava bread makes you passionate.

It sounded like a very loud vacuum cleaner behind us.

You know the old adage: Plant an expectation, reap a disappointment.

The minute our correspondence becomes obligatory, there's no point in keeping touch at all.

Never take your obedience as the reason God blesses you; obedience is the outcome of being rightly related to God.

It’s not part of our Constitution to assume that we are the world’s policemen.

We do not want to be beginners. But let us be convinced of the fact that we will never be anything else but beginners, all our life!

The useful type of successful teacher is one whose main interest is the children, not the subject.