I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

Del UsionIf you knew the personHe thinks he isYou'd have to admitHe's one very special guy.

I'll try to record the spiritual quality of the things that strike me.

Boethius might have been styled happy, if that precarious epithet could be safely applied before the last term of the life of man.

You don't have to be able to lay eggs to know when one of them is rotten.

When it comes to boxing I find a way to clear my mind. When it comes to boxing you have to fight. Clear your mind and fight. You can't really think of outside things when you're in the ring.

Painting is possessed of divine power, for not only does it make the absent present, but also makes the dead almost alive.

No matter what you do, give it everything you have. Be the best, not the second best.

Your life might be easier if you were. A fool for love is happier than a Dog with a heart that's all leather.

I was raised in a family where cinema was a way of life. It was not only about making films, it was relationship, passion, love, everything at the same time.

All that we behold is full of blessings.