I certainly struggled when I was little and didn't have an easy time, so I try to put that stuff in my work.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

I want to do something I feel like I can do.

Sometimes a fan comes up to me, and I'm really interested in how they're acting, so I'll study them and use that in my material.

I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the next election while the statesman think about the next generation.

I believe in the family. I believe in marriage, and I think it's such a great institution. I think men should be able to marry each other, and women should be able to marry each other.

Think of working forever at something you love to do, for one you love with all your heart, and never getting tired! We will never know weariness in heaven.

Much work is merely a way to make money; much leisure is merely a way to spend it.

There is no more democratic government than a revolutionary government.

My biggest complaint about customer service is that I am put on hold too long.

It is very seldom that the same man knows much of science, and about the things that were known before science came.

I may indeed very well happen to contradict myself; but truth, as Demades said, I do not contradict.

The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.

So mayst thou live, dear! many years, In all the bliss that life endears