I challenge you to start focusing on the things that are good about your day instead of what is bad about it. Happiness is nothing but a state of mind.

We are a day away from making history, and a history towards the breaking of tommorrow.

I know of only two alternatives to hypocrisy: perfection or honesty.

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.

Some folk want their luck buttered.

I love roller coasters. I don't get a chance often, but I've gone to Magic Mountain and gone on the rides. I love roller coasters.

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

Rick Perry told reporters this week that he has a permit to carry a concealed handgun. He also has a concealed vocabulary, concealed knowledge of the issues, concealed tolerance.

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

Every attempt to explain human behavior, especially the irrational, must as a matter of course end in simplification.

As an artist I have always felt that my task is not to create meaning but to charge the air so that meaning can occur.