I choose roles that are not me.

I lived in a town of 400 until I was like nine or ten. My dad coached all the sports - he was a gym teacher and health teacher for grades K-12

I wanted to be a meteorologist. I wanted to be a marine biologist

It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!

Why not show off if you've got something to show?

It's something I was very hesitant about, but we're the only mammals who don't ingest our own placentas. It's not witchcrafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!

I have that thing in my stomach where I just need to keep striving for things. In my mind, I want the fairy tale

I've gotten to do a lot of weird stuff.

I prefer to remain mysterious and have people MAKE their own judgment calls about me than to always have to EXPLAIN who I am and what I’m about.

I went to a party at the Playboy Mansion once. For a Halloween Party. And everyone wasn't in costume, or if they were they were little bunnies or something, and I went as Michael Jackson.

Crows follow me wherever I go.

He loved her all he could

What was to fear from a foe that could be defeated by a few potholes and the heat of the sun?

The world is really run by the Web. There's so much information out there that you can click and keep going down the rabbit hole finding stuff.

I think it's sort of an outrage that companies should have to hire firms to teach the college graduates they employ how to write.

I drive these brothers crazy I do it on the daily They treat me really nicely They buy me all these ices

A cunning man overreaches no one half as much as himself.

Iraq is a quagmire and has been a humanitarian disaster for the Iraqis. There is no way forward without ending the occupation.

I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

In New York, you can bump into someone on the street and go to a thing, go get coffee real quick.

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.