I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Never take tiny dreams for granted. They contain giant success stories.

He was a vampire now. He was supposed to have eternity. But what he had was days.

Is she a good baby? People would ask me. Well, no, I'd say.That swirl of hair on the back of her head. We must have taken a thousand pictures of it.

I remember running at school sports day, and I would win everything, but I wasn't a super athlete or a superstar at high school.

I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His shameful actions toward Humanity.

I can't stand being stagnant. Every day is a new opportunity to achieve something, even on a small scale.

In the laughing times we know that we are lucky, and in the quiet times we know that we are blessed. And we will not be alone.

The most important thing for any aspiring writer, is to read! And not just the sort of thing you're trying to write, be that fantasy, SF, comic books, whatever. You need to read everything.

There is no short cut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything.

Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak.