I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.

Nourish your Nature. Be who you are meant to be.

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words.

In the absence of self-control, this primordial nature of the limbic brain often compels the mind to give in to evils of corruption.

Life is now... this day, this hour...and is probably the only experience of the kind one is to have.

I'm going to have wrinkles really soon

Things take a long time, but when it's right things move fast.

The challenge is for the graphic designer to turn data into information and information into messages of meaning.

We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!

I ask the GOP leaders also to stand up for the integrity of the American electoral process.