I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn't offend anybody.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You willed yourself to where you are today, so will yourself out of it.

Your habits and hygiene demonstrate how you feel about yourself. Without saying a word, they speak for you.

Our heavenly Father is great in mercy, He feeds and clothes us everyday, We will worship and humbly learn from himFor our Lord clothes the grass of the field.

Scream at God if that's the only thing that will get results.

Like the practice of breath control, meditation on the forms of God, repetition of mantras, food restrictions, etc., are but aids for rendering the mind quiescent.

There was some justice in his pain

You alone are the judge of your worth and your goal is to discover infinite worth in yourself, no matter what anyone else thinks.

I am physically allergic to flip-flops

Most of us are pretty good at keeping promises to others and pretty bad at keeping promises to ourselves.

What does Donald Trump look like? He looks like a president.