I come from divorce. I'm only doing marriage once. It's not a game for me.

I've been in fights, but that doesn't make me cool or like a tough guy or more interesting actor, I'm not proud of it.

And yeah, my handicap was down to a 10 when we were at the thick of it. I trained for six or seven months, golfing every day for six hours, seven days a week, with eight trainers. It was intense.

I go to sleep at night, and I feel like I just dreamed the whole day.

You can prepare all you want, but if you never roll the dice you'll never be successful.

I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos.

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

Adversity has a way of introducing a man to himself.

I like the dark, mysterious, maybe even gothic type girls. They have to have a good personality too! I'm very picky!

I'm constantly jumping off cliffs and developing my wings on the way down. ... It's a gamble, a ... spiritual gamble. You are who you choose to be.

You never really meet a human being until you live with them or know them for awhile, so this is my clown and they understand that and so these interviews don't bother them.

Jesus died on the cross not only so I wouldn't have to go to hell, but also to give me an abundant life on this Earth.

When you truly love someone, you want to please and honor them by the way you act. How you treat someone shows whether or not you really care about them.

In these days of faith-cures, and hypnotism, and telepathy, and subliminalities – why, the simple old world grows very confusing. But rarely, very rarely novel.

You must either give up your sins or give up all hope of heaven.

Grace is opposed to earning, but not to effort.

People ask me if I would shoot and kill people, and I don't think I would.

New York is the best food city in the world.

You cannot kill an ideology with a bullet. You can only kill it with a better idea.

It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature.

That little white ball is always staring back at you, daring you to make a mistake.