I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

His lordship and I are...opposite sides of very different coins.

choose your words well(be honest, be true)butabove all else, be kind

The living owe it to those who no longer can speak to tell their story for them.

A poem should be odd as a small cast-iron platypus.

The experience of being an Olympian is one that can never be taken away from you.

I never fight, except against difficulties.

Economy is a subject which admits of being treated with levity, but it cannot so be disposed of.

The more we have, the more we want. And for this reason, we never have it all.

For me as an actor, it's really fun to play someone who's not human.

Estragon: Nothing to be done.