I condition myself to believe that once the scene is done, once the movie is done, my job is done, and whatever happens after that is none of my business.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

You shouldn't change your mind, your heart. Go get happy.

Healthy scepticism is the basis of all accurate observation.

I did not succeed in life by intelligence. I succeeded because I have a long attention span.

Ford is leaving. You see that, their small car division leaving. Thousands of jobs leaving Michigan, leaving Ohio. They're all leaving. And we can't allow it to happen anymore.

I read a lot of scripts and so many are clearly a knockoff of one familiar genre or another.

Every day you say 'No' to your dreams, you might be pushing back your dreams a whole 6 months

In general, I think very few people have a sustained interest in news.

Never let pride be your guiding principle. Let your accomplishments speak for you.

One poem or story doesn't matter one way or the other. It's the process of writing and life that matters.

People also smile when they are miserable.