I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.

Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.

I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad

Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my content, and that's what I do.

I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings.

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.

Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? It’s been a different New York since I saw him in his sweatpants at the Cozy Soup ‘n’ Burger.

Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way they are a microcosm of the Internet.

If the Cowardly Lion were on RuPaul’s Drag Race, so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish.

With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.

Being on the side of the Light is much tougher than being on the side of the Dark...

There are selections so acute that they come to define a place, with the result that we can no longer travel through that landscape without being reminded of what a great artist noticed there.

I had the taste of blood and chocolate in my mouth, one as hated as the other.

Very sad to hear the news about George Michael. An incredible talent who brought joy to millions of us with his music.

I don't need adult supervision.

The world is full of mystery but it must not be choked with secrets: we must talk to one another.

How many discoveries are reserved for the ages to come when our memory shall be no more, for this world of ours contains matter for investigation for all generations.

People are not afraid of failure, they're afraid of blame.

Today I stood taller from walking among the trees.