I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

Love is man's natural endowment, but he doesn't know how to use it. He refuses to recognize the power of love because of his love of power.

If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance, because you don't have the spirit to judge someone from within, you're in trouble.

The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.

Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.

Fear and God do not occupy the same space.

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

When I tune into my beautiful self, I get happiness. Everything in the universe belongs to me.

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.

ZANE: Everyone has an ex they regret.

And what I learned is this: there are places in the world war one feels new, young, and alive again.

All success comes down to this . . . action

There's more to stories than it seems at first looking, " she said. "Two sides to most stories. Folks better be thinking about that for once.

Intelligence is the faculty of making artificial objects, especially tools to make tools.

The first thing I did on my diet was take the batteries out of the remote control and make myself get up and change the channel. That's probably the hardest exercise I did.

A man thinking with the core of his heart is always willing to change to accept his mistakes while others just crib and duck the mistakes to find fault with others only.

Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout.

It is not the things we do in life that we regret on our death bed. It is the things we do not.

Fishes that tipple in the deep, Know no such liberty.