I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot like using a shotgun.

Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!!

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.

I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

It's better to be friends with someone that is willing to be your friend than someone that doesn't.

Why, we're simply going to create an army of a million men. Conjure it up, I'm afraid, completely out of thin air.

A woman is fascinated not by art but by the noise made by those in the field.

All of us invent ourselves. Some of us just have more imagination than others.

Let every knee bend before Thee, O greatness of my God, so supremely humbled in the Sacred Host. May every heart love Thee, every spirit adore Thee and every will be subject to Thee!

The more princes abstain from touching the wealth of their people, the greater will be their resources in the wants of the state.

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.

There will be as much deceit and criminality in the world as there is lack of art.

Assange is not a 'journalist' any more than the 'editor' of al-Qaeda's new English-language magazine 'Inspire' is a 'journalist.' He is an anti-American operative with blood on his hands.