I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

You are wonderful.You are beautiful.

We born on date we ll die on date but not the same date or same day never.

I think true romance is dry schizophrenic... but life would be so boring without true love, so I guess you just roll with it.

I love to read aloud.

We are not what we are, nor do we treat or esteem each other for such, but for what we are capable of being.

I love it when my books cause controversy, when people argue violently about the ending.

I think it is extremely interesting to think that, in some cases, vice might be, finally, more redemptive than virtue.

My sons are very protective and loving towards me, but I don't know what's in their secret minds about me.

For me, synchronicity is a way of confirming the rightness of action. It is only in its absence that I realize I'm out of kilter with, for want of a better term, the collective unconscious.

I'd like to explain why you fine young men had to be blown apart to defend this mud hole.