I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Every man engaged in war tells himself he can alter what has been written, that it is he, not God, who is the maker of destiny, free to change what is meant to be.

If I had feelings, I probably wouldn’t have even survived.

Romance depends upon imperfect knowledge.

God is merciful.God is faithful.

I'm trying to preach the idea that if we don't pay attention to history we're destined to repeat it.

I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari.

Nevertheless, during the sixty years of the twentieth century many problems have come increasingly into the realm of acceptable public discussion.

Rather than look at a marriage as two people morphing into one thing, you could see two individuals who are choosing to form a partnership.

There's nothing so unreliable as figures, and everybody but a mathematician knows that. Figures lie right to your face.

Women do not often have it in their power to give like men, but they forgive like Heaven.