I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

It doesn't take much to say please or thank you.

Do I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.

People think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.

I'm not a fan of maggots. I could never do that I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

I don't think I spoil my kids, I'm fairly responsible.

It would be interesting to go to Buckingham Palace. I'd just like to see what goes on - I'm not bothered about hearing any political chat.

Get books, sit yourself down anywhere, and go to reading them yourself.

America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy - and wont cross the street to vote in a national election.

One very difficult aspect of sin is that my sin never feels like sin to me. My sin feels like life to me, plain and simple. My heart is an idol factory, and my mind is an excuse-making factory.

I've been guilty of over analyzing & under achieving.

I’m not the white-picket-fence kind of guy. So don’t go building castles in the air. You’ll get trapped in the rubble when they collapse.

I love rains which carry desires to oceans.

Be sure, when you think you are being extremely tactful, that you are not in reality running away from something you ought to face.

Waking up and having a project to work on is one of life's great pleasures.

The metaphors exist for the stories.

Let me tell you, I am nobody's puppet.