I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Lack of education, old age, bad health or discrimination - these are causes of poverty, and the way to attack it is to go to the root.

I finally realized the happy medium, 'honey blonde' was the correct color and line for me.

When men cut jobs, they're seen as decisive. When women do, they're vindictive.

To die for others is the highest purpose a person may achieve.

I've always wanted to do a period piece.

Growth and self-transformation cannot be delegated.

Variety made the Revolution. Liberty was just a pretext.

The opposing tendencies of concentration and spread are of little consequence in the liberal model of political economy.

To believe that you depend on things and people for happiness is due to ignorance of your true nature; to know that you need nothing to be happy, except Self-knowledge, is wisdom.

Be a companion with Christ, and he will draw near unto you and be your best friend. There is no better friend than Christ.