I could build and roof a house, though electricity is not my thing.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

The lord of light made the sun and moon and stars to light our day, and gave us fire to keep the night at bay.

why would i date him i like someone else"... "I'm the only someone else you know

Fashionability is a kind of elevated vulgarity.

If you force me to pick one color, it'd be Black... It covers up the things inside of me that I don't want to be known. Well, for the same reason, black is the color I hate, too.

She is like a revolving lighthouse; pitch darkness alternating with a dazzling brilliancy!

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.

Nature insists on whatever benefits the whole.

It's my job as governor to set a vision.

There is no true peace without fairness, truth, justice and solidarity.