I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!

I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

You are better than your past, greater than your present, and brighter than your future.

I shall not commit the fashionable stupidity of regarding everything I cannot explain as a fraud. ”—Psychiatrist Dr. Carl Jung in a 1919 address to the Society for Psychical Research in England

We speak of love when we destroy nature.It sounds like innocence of cruel arrogance.

Satire is a composition of salt and mercury; and it depends upon the different mixture and preparation of those ingredients, that it comes out a noble medicine, or a rank poison.

Hamlet is every man's self-love with all its dreams realized. He wears all the crowns and carries every cross.

God speaks with authority on every subject including marriage and His advice trumps Oprah's every time.

Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange.

It's very relaxing for me to sing. It's a good break from the hard training and the fighting.

I can very much relate to waking up inside of your life and saying to yourself, "How did I get here?"

It doesn't do any good to wire the world if we short circuit the soul.