I could never do a show, or be a personality like Howard Stern, where you take all that heat from critics. What he does, he does, but the critical heat would crucify me.

Fifty percent of something is better than than one hundred percent of nothing.

I think if you're behind the times, you've failed. I think the only way to measure success is being right on time with what people want.

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

Spontaneity is such an entertaining facet of show business.

Television is not my favorite medium, my favorite form of entertainment. Certainly game shows aren't. I don't watch reality shows at all.

My best friend is dead, and I could have saved her. It’s so wrong so completely and painfully wrong, that I walked through my front door tonight smiling.

Hurry always empties a soul.

If a man dreams that he has committed a sin before which the sun hid his face, it is often safe to conjecture that, in sheer forgetfulness, he wore a red tie, or brown boots with evening dress.

I used to be told if I talked about my sexuality in any way that we wouldn't have a tennis tour.

I maintain that the House is bound by the Constitution to receive the petitions; after which, it will take such method of deciding upon them as reason and principle shall dictate.

If for harming himself a man forfeits his freedom, then he is not free at all.

An awful lot of people are living only a foot above high water and do not know it.

It's always good to find things that you haven't found before.

Beauty Is the fume-track of necessity. This thought Is therapeutic. If, after several Applications, you do not find Relief, consult your family physician.

Learning is its own exceeding great reward; and at the period of which we speak, it bore other fruits, not unworthy of it.