I could never learn what I'm learning at college. They don't teach it there, because it can't be learned in that way.

Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.

I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.

It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.

Ayurveda teaches us to love "as is" - not as we think people "should be.

We will go no place where we cannot take our Master with us. While others take their liberty to sin, We will not renounce our liberty to rebuke and confront them.

To run this business ... you need ... optimism, humanism, enthusiasm, intuition, curiosity, love, humour, magic and fun, and that secret ingredient-euph oria.

We've sort of agreed that the account of Adam and Eve is a story.

The principal end both of my father and of myself in the conquest of India... has been the propagation of the holy Catholic faith.

What, eBay isn't good enough for us?

They might kill me but they cannot kill Gandhism. If truth can be killed, Gandhism can be killed.

All general judgments are loose and imperfect

Many of those engaged in a lemming-like march to the sea are proud of their individualism.

We do not birth our children into the world of nature. We birth our children into the world of culture.