I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.

Religion suits everyone’s needs, believers, agnostics, atheists and god, just in case it exists

Science has revealed that the human body is made up of millions and millions of atoms... For example, I am made up of 5.8x10^27 atoms.

Memo to young journalists: Democratic victories are always ascribed to hope; Republican ones to rage.

The complaint of bad pay, and difficulty in obtaining it, is almost generally reiterated through every department of education.

There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

At twelve I looked like a girl of seventeen. My body was developed and shapely. I still wore the blue dress and the blouse the orphanage provided. They made me look like an overgrown lummox.

Who let the dogs out? Who, who.

The gift derives its value from the rank of the giver.

The existing scientific concepts cover always only a very limited part of reality, and the other part that has not yet been understood is infinite.