I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

Great books help you understand and they help you feel understood.

The light within my soul is sacred.

Such kings can destroy a world, just as easily as they can build one.

But you can only go so long being angry before you learn to hate.

The eyes of the world are fixed on the U.S. to see if we have the political courage and moral sense to solve our debt crisis.

These people get to the top because they have to, because inside them burns a dream too big, too ever present, too demanding to be denied.

Board meetings should not be for the benefit of the board. They should be for the benefit of the CEO and the senior team.

I have learned to look upon each little hindrance as a jest and each great one as a foreshadowing of victory.

All intellectual missionaries tend to lechery.