I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

Balls in general are not a good looking item.

I gotta learn to rap.

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

I have an unfounded belief that there is a conspiracy out there creating unsupportable theories.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is very important.

The musical performances do more than enrich the movie; they complete it.

Have you ever considered that, just perhaps, the reason you have gotten as far as you have is because of the invisible work of anonymous Angels?

The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.

Never borrow sorrow from tomorrow.

Build on the rock before you hit rock bottom!

To fill the shoes of rock 'n' roll, because of the family I have, is a really hard thing.

Sincerity is never having an idea of oneself.

A great guy who is no longer in the league right now who is retired, Kyle Vanden Bosch, I learned a lot from him, and I owe him a lot for my success in the NFL.