I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

It is through prayer that we destroy the kingdom of Darkness and enforce the judgment written that the Gates of Hell shall not prevail - Prayer Moves God, Archbishop Nicholas Duncan-Williams

I think if we're looking at lasting peace in the Middle East, the United States has got to respect the needs of the Palestinian people. They cannot be pushed aside.

...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people.

Painting will have to deal more fully and less obliquely with life and nature's phenomena before it can again become great.

Nobody seriously believes in the social philosophies of the immediate past.

You never get every job you want.

Americans believe in the value of immigration. We are the most generous nation on earth to immigrants, allowing over one million people a year to come here legally.

I just want to do God’s will.

Not a lot of people know this, but I'm very good at mathematics. When I was an angry teenager, I used to sit in my room and do quadratic equations to calm myself down.

The reality we can put into words is never reality itself.