I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time.

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

My friends don't think they're rich, because they know someone who's richer.

Allow your mood to be sweet and your day will be sweet too.

Man never rises to great truths without enthusiasm.

I've always fantasized about being on TV. And I was. Then I fantasized about being in the movies. What could be better than captain of a space ship? I get to ride horses, shoot guns, have adventures.

Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. expect nothing - get nothing! but expect something - get something!!

When a woman talks, she just wants to be heard.

If envy were the cause of terrorism, Beverly Hills [and] Fifth Avenue ... would have become targets long ago.

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?

There's a part of us that is addicted to suffering, that equates love with suffering.