I could use you—if you pass the tests, of course. There are three of them. You have passed the first.""What are the other—" Hrun paused, his lips moved soundlessly and then he hazarded, "two?

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy, ' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.

My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.

The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.

I’d give in to the grief but make sure I wasn’t loud enough to draw attention from those who think words will make me feel better.

It takes a great deal of courage to stand alone even if you believe in something very strongly.

Loneliness is designed to help you discover who you are…and to stop looking outside yourself for your worth.

None of us just pop into the world fully formed, so it's the little facts that make us.

Optimism is a belief and I adapt belief as a way of life.

Blot out from the page of history the names of all the great actors of his time in the drama of nations, and preserve the name of Washington, and the century would be renowned.

Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor.

We are easily duped by those we love.

Failure to grasp centrifugal meaning is incomplete reading; failure to grasp centripetal meaning is incompetent reading.

All mothers think their children are oaks, but the world never lacks for cabbages.