I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Authentic kindness has a power greater than rock, paper and scissors combined.

Character primarily is honesty with God, ones-self, and others."~R. Alan Woods [2013]

The whole conception of 'sin' is one which I find very puzzling, doubtless owing to my sinful nature.

Religion is not removed by removing superstition.

I think that our society will not allow anyone to establish a dictatorship again in the future. [Mikhail] Saakashvili will fail.

It's good to have a little distance. If you discuss your love too much, it just damages it.

I started having a lot of problems with my voice in my mid-30s.

Have you ever noticed that when people use the expression 'I have to say', what follows usually needn't be said?

There really isn't a time to pause and have a celebration. I feel so serious about the whole thing.