I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly!

You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish. I have no responsibility to be like they expect me to be. It's their mistake, not my failing.

All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't, ' — which is just another way of saying that you can't.

I learned from her that every woman is worriedabout her looks, no matter how beautiful she is.

Whenever your focus is on doing what you want and making yourself feel good, you can be confident that the Spirit of God is not the one leading the way.

It may be difficult, but thru sorrow, it’s important to find happiness in our memories and be very thankful to have them!

Do we need weapons to fight wars? Or do we need wars to create markets for weapons?

One thing at a time all things in succession. That which grows slowly endures.

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

I stole her heart away and put ice in its place.

The simplest science book is over my head.

I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.

We want Paul's theology and his results but not his methods.

I saw a man pursuing the horizon;Round and round they sped.I was disturbed at this;I accosted the man."It is futile," I said,"You can never-""You lie," he cried,And ran on.