I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Have fun with the uncertainty of life. When you learn to do so, you will be certain to win.

When you see everything with love, everything looks at you with love.

The knowledge of God that a person has, influences not only his own life, but also the lives of his children.

Everyone operates out of a different dimensions of love. Love is undefinable from one person to the next. The vibration of Love is what truly brings us together.

I realized that even big waves start with small ripples

The Bible is clear that those who fail to heed the Lord's discipline - whether nations, cities, or individuals - suffer devastating consequences.

I say, isn't that a shame [a trade with Japan], it's so one-sided.

Failures are the stepping stones to success.

We fill pre-existing forms and when we fill them we change them and are changed.

Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or men.