I couldn't think of anywhere I'd rather be. In the middle.

If you want to write, find your splinter. Find the thing that pierces you and won't let you go.

If you listen to your own voice, unknown friends will come and seek you.

I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.

His eyebrows pulled in. “You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?”“I vowed in front of God – and Elvis – that I wouldn’t, didn’t I?

Greatness has a fragrance. Get close to it and that fragrance will arouse your potential.

As soon as you find the key to success somebody always changes the lock.

I do have a rule that very few meetings are worth more than ten minutes.

I'm a proud member of the rabble.

I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and I said, "Every one I know is."

I don't like that word [memoir]. Whenever my publishers have wanted to use it, I've told them to take it away.

He who can properly define and divide is to be considered a god.

Make it a goal to be somebody's hero.

Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.