I count on the kindness of strangers.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Work hard and don’t manipulate God

The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history.

I wasn't a very good student. I prefer to learn by experience.

She's the princess. She commanded and I obeyed!"-Loki "You don't obey a suicide mission!"-Finn

Time is not an empirical concept. For neither co-existence nor succession would be perceived by us, if the representation of time did not exist as a foundation a priori.

I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.

I tend to keep my private life private. I think it's important to have mystique. It's important to keep people thinking and guessing, and you want everyone to think you're singing to them.

I felt like my parents were always involved with abstraction, and I wanted to do something very specific.

It’s always summer somewhere.

I will say that I'm proud of my connection to DC comics because they are absolutely fabulous in sending reprint royalty checks.