I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

You can't underestimate how traumatic divorce is for the children.

The more we genuinely care about others the greater our own happiness & inner peace.

For me, I think the Lord wanted me to win to put a smile on Chinese people's faces.

I have no doubt that historians will conclude that we of the twentieth century had intelligence enough to create a great civilization but not the moral wisdom to preserve it.

The Buddha compared anger with picking up hot coals with one's bare hands and trying to throw them at the person with whom one is angry. Who gets burned first? The one who is angry of course.

I have a cooking show that's coming on that I did in Albany. It will be on The Cooking Channel

Man I wouldn't want to be in [MGK's] position right now ... He's just oblivious to what's going on.

The nature of things betrays itself more readily under the vexations of art than in its natural freedom.

Our life is all grounded and rooted in love, and without love we may not live.

I'm good friends with Jay Leno, good friends with Ed O'Neill, Melanie Fiona and Russell Simmons.

Go anywhere you wish, talk to everyone. Ask any questions; you will be given answers. When you want to learn, you will be taught. Use the library. Open any book.