I criticize a lot of players and coaches. But I back it up with facts. A lot of times guys get mad at me because someone told them what I said. I say, 'You're wrong: Go check the tape.

The Denver Broncos are all child molesters

Of course it looks bad when you're not executing. When things go bad, it's not going to look good.

Remember, for it to be a forward pass, it's got to go forward.

So many QBs throw the ball down the field, that's wrong. Watch Aaron Rodger throw it up the field

I haven't thought about it. I'm not capable of deep thinking.

Hardly anything wrong can go bad.

Sometimes, it's good to have a tremendous star, because everyone understands he has to get the ball.

Too much thinking is a bad thing sometimes.

The more angles I see, the more confused I get.

People go, 'Hey, did you do anything special for the Super Bowl?' Well no, I like to think I do the same amount of work every week getting ready for a game.

My world was the size of a crayon box, and it took every colour to draw her

The next day I had a hangover.I realised that if getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

To be realistic, you have to believe in miracles.

That's why I made a comeback in 1988. I knew there were chances of not making it, but I didn't want to end up at sixty years old and say I should have tried when I was thirty-eight.

Literary men are . . . a perpetual priesthood.

I like to write on airplanes... that forced meditation time when you have nothing else to do, so your mind is allowed to go to places it wouldn't otherwise go.

Sorrow only increased with knowledge.

The more statistically improbable a thing is, the less we can believe that it just happened by blind chance. Superficially, the obvious alternative to chance is an intelligent Designer.

I think I'm a people person. I get very attached to people. And I've become so attached to all the people on my show, the cast, the crew and the producers.