I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening from time to time.

Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve.

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Freedom is not our gift to the world it is God's gift to humanity.

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

You don’t need to provide your parents with a “success story” to share at gatherings.

People don't vanish from one's life they come back in disguise.

Google and ye shall find.

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.

Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and are bold.

We will continue to chase rainbows unless we recognize that they are rainbows and there is no pot of gold at the end of them

It's not proper for a professor to go before a class and promote one party or another. That's not academic scholarship.

I've fallen in love with Brooklyn. I'm going to buy a little house in Brooklyn and live there. I'll go to the coast only when I have to make a picture.

The history of every individual man should be a Bible.

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.