I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

Do for yourself or do without.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

***HERE IS A SMALL FACT*** You are going to die.

Accept 'what is' they say. What if I don't want to?

Hold firmly that our faith is identical with that of the ancients. Deny this, and you dissolve the unity of the Church.

Film-making is like spermatozoa: only one in a million makes it.

As far as social-economic theory is concerned, I am still a Marxist

Agoraphobia was my quirky armor against a gregarious America.

Avoiding occasions of expense by cultivating peace, we should remember also that timely disbursements to prepare for danger frequently prevent much greater disbursements to repel it

I don't really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.

We may have failed to teach our children right from wrong, but we've done a great job of teaching self-esteem!

Since the days of Adam, there has been hardly a mischief done in this world but a woman has been at the bottom of it.