I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

Do you feel it? That roaring call?

I couldn't hit a wall with a sixgun but I can twirl one. It looks good.

Forget fashion, dress for comfort and for ease of getting through security, so no hats, belts or unnecessary accessories.

Are people more important than the grizzly bear? Only from the point of view of some people.

Zhukov was the most successful commander of World War II, who fell from grace under Khrushchev, but never lost his place in the pantheon of Soviet heroes.

We discovered how much money influences certain things work in United States. How things might seem okay on the outside, but internally, they're corrupt.

I think no matter what kind of life you have, whether it looks one way to people or another way, you always have moments when you imagine a different life.

I love you only because it's you the one I love; I hate you deeply, and hating you Bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for you Is that I do not see you but love you blindly.

Never has our nation , or our world, stood on the precipice of adversity in such dire need of men answering the cry to rule well.

A corporation, essentially, is a pile of money to which a number of persons have sold their moral allegiance.