I'd do a show about garbagemen if it was good!

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

Cancer is really hard to go through and it's really hard to watch someone you love go through, and I know because I have been on both sides of the equation.

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.

Motherhood is the only thing in my life that I've really known for sure is something I wanted to do.

I am always looking for a great play and a great part to do.

I am definitely as happy as I've ever been. Happier, I would say, than I've ever been.

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

I don't define myself. I'm just a woman in love with another woman.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. So the only thing to really be afraid of is if you don't go get your mammograms.

Extroverts sparkle, introverts glow. Extroverts are fireworks, introverts are a fire in the hearth.

No martyr is among ye now | Whom you can call your own | So go on your way accordingly | But know you’re not alone.

You don't need to like reality, only be strong enough to face it

Adults have their own issues and their own problems, which are understandable, and some adults are working through their own adolescent issues.-

Unless it grows out of yourself no knowledge is really yours, it is only borrowed plumage.

It does demand a certain space in order to read it and I think that space is somewhat threatened by the lack of attention that people have and the amount of time that they give to things.

When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.

The idea that people are incapable of making up their own minds about people is something that Obama and his party live with every day.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

There are no solutions; there are only trade-offs.