I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

When you hate somebody...you give him chance mastering your heart.

The American and Russian capabilities in space science and technology mesh

The taste of moon is like honey to all honeymooners, but after some years does the moon's scar make it bitter?

Not contentment, but more power; not peace at any price, but war; not virtue, but efficiency (virtue in the Renaissance sense, virtu , virtue free of moral acid).

No one has ever used historical examples, near or remote, with the detail, precision, and directness to be found in every page of Shaw.

I look at her wish we could go inside and make love on the couch. Dive inside each other. Take each other. Make each other. Nothing happens, though.

Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on the many things we have to be thankful for, not so we feel guilty about what we have that others don't, but to be genuinely grateful for our blessings.

You may live in a crowd but you meet God and face eternity alone

I loved all those Doris Day visuals of her being a tomboy and then changing into this gorgeous girl in a ballgown.

Each new generation born is in effect an invasion of civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too late.