I’d find someone else. No distractions. Men get in the way of ambition. Plus, they laugh at you when you fail

I fought a killer and didn’t even smudge my makeup.

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.

Only God can take our failures and turn them into victories.

It used to be the smartest people didn't always want to be the richest people.

the cosmopolitan gaze of planetary love and hospitality _is_ what constitutes being _religious_.

What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?

This is one bar you should take home.

Winter giveth the fields, and the trees so old, their beards of icicles and snow.

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

I'm so many people. They shock me sometimes. I wish I was just me! I used to think I was going crazy, until I discovered that some people I admired were like that to.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here