I'd found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again.

It's either perfect, or it's the worst thing ever made and everyone is an artistic failure, including myself. (Yay, emotional extremes!)

Denial is strong with this one.

I couldn’t trust my own mind anymore, which wasthe scariest thing I’ve ever experienced.

In retrospect, crappy chemicals in my brain were working overtime, driving me to destroy myself, like that thing that makes lemmings throw them¬selves over a cliff.

FYI, it isn’t how I suspected. If you eat enough Cheetos you will NOT actually poop an extra-large Cheeto.

...make sure if you're working hard at something it's in a subject you actually want to remember something about ten years later.

I've always felt like a failure inside if I'm not already a success, if that makes any sense.

...it always felt good to have that moment of resolve, like saying, "I'm gonna learn French!" It doesn't matter if you do it or not, deciding is the high, right?

But it's the science of the stars!""She thinks it's Satanic. You gave her daughter a pentagram.""It's a natal chart, duh. You can't let ignorance trump science here, Miss Mary!

...CompuServe, and it was not sophisticated, guys. It was the cave painting equivalent to Tumblr.

If someone believes in god, is he a liar? He never saw god or any proof or evidence of god. He only heard about god.

Pride and entitlement always go with unforgiveness. The longer you hold someone's offense over them, the more likely you are to start feeling arrogant and entitled to your posture toward him.

The best things in life are really freeLove, honor, a noble mind ....And my local library.

Intellectuals say simple things in difficult ways. Artists say difficult things in simple ways.

The fact is, we sometimes read Scripture, thinking of what it ought to say, rather than what it does say.

I don't have any of the modern stuff. I don't have e-mail. I don't have a computer!

You know only insofar as you can measure.

The study of Nature is intercourse with the Highest Mind.

The thing that's the biggest bummer about any live show is a hot, sober room. So if it's during the day and people are a little buzzed, great.

Age, what is it? It's not a figure that has ever meant anything to me.