I'd give all the wealth that years have piled, the slow result of life's decay, To be once more a little child for one bright summer day.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Reality is how you look at it

Beware of the man who's extraordinary claims end in a sales pitch.

I like shows that have some level of intelligence to them. When it's not as predictable, when you don't know what's coming at you.

I strive for an architecture from which nothing can be taken away.

You know how I play it, better safe than sorry 'stead of searching for substance at every single party.

I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death.

You never know how things will work out. After all the bad reasons in the world, some good came out.

Relax, I'm going to be out there with you.

I'm not saying that men make better fathers than women do mothers.

We're beginning to realize that drowsiness or sleep deprivation, fatigue, is beginning to outstrip alcohol as a cause of accidents in transportation, particularly on the highway.