I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

If you follow your heart, if you listen to your gut, and if you extend your hand to help another, not for any agenda, but for the sake of humanity, you are going to find the truth.

The body is the womb of the soul, a begging bowl for spirit.

I want to be back behind the plate as long as I can. I can help the team that way, and I like being in control and in charge.

True art is alive and inspired by humanity. I believe that art helps us to be free from aggression and depression.

Cycling is not a sport it's a lifestyle.

As long as we're in a democracy, I have to give what I think the majority of people will enjoy.

My only real claim to anyone's attention lies in my writing

All my life I have prayed to God that I should remain religiously orthodox, culturally conservative, politically liberal and economically pragmatic.

If you see a good fight, get in it.

He liked to play chess and do intelligent things, and I was a serious drinker and nonthinker.