I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

To choose the right is to reject the wrong.

I trust my government. I actually have a trust for my government with my data, and I trust them to protect me. They've protected me - they've made the best efforts to protect me my whole life.

I'll take account of things at the end of the season. Now I'm expecting a good finish to the league season.

The word spiritual, not the word religious, is the key.

In their confusion and delusion, men hate the womb that gives them birth. Not all men, certainly , but enough men to run the world.

A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work.

I'm not altogether sure what I'm going to do for that. I think it will be a lot more low key than the other two I've done. Dare I say it, a bit more relaxing.

At the end of the day, I don't release any records that I'm not proud to put my name on. I never got to that point.

Great leaders state out loud what they intend to do and in doing so, they get things done.

Bad poets imitate, good poets steal.