I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

The glamorous colors of the sunset is inviting me

Those who find courage to pursue their dreams, manifest gladness of their souls.

I am a moment illuminating eternity....I am affirmation...I am ecstasy.

The team takes on the identity of its top payers... I don't want to take anything away from the Capitals offensively.

It takes a long time to get to be a diva. I mean, you gotta work at it.

My motto is that the audience should notice the actors, not the clothes.

My buildings are all on budget.

Fang! Angel?" i yelled, not even trying for stealth. i was storming the castle, not stealing the jewels.

A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower.

The Truth is realized in an instant; the Act is practiced step by step.